![]() concludes with Snake Plissken pressing the button on the biggest remote control ever made. The film marked John Carpenter’s first sequel, following up on the iconic dystopian satire, Escape from New York (1981), with even more nihilistic bite, and an ending darker than a fade to black.ĭirected from a screenplay Carpenter co-wrote with Debra Hill and Russell, Escape from L.A. In it, former marine commando and all-around badass, Snake Plissken ( Kurt Russell), is captured by the New Moral America and dropped into the country’s immoral detention center to steal a doomsday device designed to douse all power on the planet. (1996) on 4K Ultra HD and its darkness has never been clearer. His column runs Sundays.Paramount Home Entertainment just released Escape from L.A. PETER BUFFA is a former Costa Mesa mayor.You don’t know where it’s been, and I’m not talking about Argentina. By the way, the experts say that if you see one of these things on the sand, don’t touch it. There are times when you just have to be bold. Just because the mutant bunnies didn’t work doesn’t mean the giant squid won’t. The attack of the giant squid, coming soon to a beach near you and maybe, someday, on DVD. ![]() The “scary” scenes were shot with real rabbits, and apparently no one realized that rabbits are really cute whatever size they come in, even if they’re crushing miniature cars.The sequences of Janet Leigh screaming for her life intercut with closeups of the giant bunnies twitching their whiskers might be some of the greatest moments in film history. Then there’s “Attack of the Crab Monsters” (1957), not to be confused with “Attack of the Bat Monsters” (2000) “Attack of the Red Neck Mutants (1986) and “Attack of the Killer Refrigerator (1990), which I can’t believe I missed, to say nothing my favorite attacking creature film of all time, “Night of the Lepus,” with Janet Leigh and Stuart Whitman (1972.) A scientist doing genetic research with rabbits inadvertently creates a horde of mutant, 10-foot tall bunnies that roam the desert at night and do really scary things, or try to anyway. ![]() There was “Attack of the Giant Leeches” (1958) “Attack of the 50-Foot Woman” (1958) and the excellent remake with Darryl Hannah (1993), which was itself parodied in “Attack of the 50-Foot Chihuahua from Outer Space” (1998), and of course, “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes” (1978). I’m still amazed that no one has ever done an “Attack of the Giant Squid” movie, which would have made the perfect 1950s horror flick, a la “Invasion of the Body Snatchers,” only this time it’s giant squid instead of pods from outer space. But when a squid from South America that weighs in at a quarter of what I do shows up, wriggles onto the beach and says “Hola!,” that’s more squid than anyone needs. Cook it, love it, can’t get enough of it. True, I am a huge squidophile, but the small version, as in calamari - fried, sautéed, ideally Fra Diavolo over linguine. I am ambivalent, squidologically speaking, about the whole thing. When you’re in a 50-foot boat in the open ocean in 1595 and a 30-foot squid wraps its tentacles around your bow, it gets your attention. By the way, colossal squid were the source of many of the wild-eyed claims of sea monsters by ancient mariners long ago and far away. ![]() Those squid can grow upwards of 25 feet and weigh hundreds of pounds. Humboldt squid are named for the Humboldt Current, which I assume was named for somebody named Humboldt and which runs along the Western coast of South America.īut even the largest Humboldt squid are just shrimps compared to their really big brothers, the colossal squid, or “mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni,” which I assume were named for someone called Mesonychoteuthis, who I’m guessing went by a nickname. According to squidologists, they swam here from South America - and boy, are their tentacles tired. Did they go to Humboldt State? They did not. The slippery visitors are making news across the country once again, and reporters still can’t resist dubbing it Orange County’s “attack of the giant squid.” Catchy, but the big squigglies that made a return appearance this week are technically Humboldt squid.Īre they from Northern California? They are not. The last time giant squid stopped by to say hi was in January 2005, stacking up on beaches from Huntington to Laguna and whipping local fishermen into a squid-induced frenzy. What’s back are the giant squid, washing up on local beaches and being hauled onto fishing boats like so many chubby little aliens, all pink and white and squishy, with coal-black eyes and really long tentacles. Not the raccoons in the backyard I have nothing to report on those - no sightings, no entrapment, no nothing - and that’s assuming they even are raccoons. ![]()
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